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NYC COUNCIL EBOARD AND IG OFFICE TO ATTEND UBC TOOLS TRAINING???
— by RichardDorrough RichardDorrough
                                   NOW THIS IS JUST RUMORED AND UNCONFIRMED... BUT IS IT TRUE

 IT APPEARS DIRTY DOUG HAS CREATED A NEW PROGRAM AT THE LAS VEGAS SHTYE HOLE AND PROPAGANDA CENTER TAILOR MADE EXCLUSIVELY FOR COUNCIL E BOARD MEMBERS AND THE NYC COUNCIL IG OFFICE


IT IS A TEAM BUILDING CONCEPT FOR LOW IQ UBC SUCK ASS IN CASE THE UBC HAS TO CUT OFF THE FREE STEAK DINNERS AND CATERED EVENTS ON THE UBC CREDIT CARDS.OR IN THE CASE OF GEIGER IF HIS DONUTS CARD EXPIRES.IT IS HOPED IT WILL ALSO GIVE HIRED A..HOLES WHO HAVE NEVER WORKED WITH TOOLS YET FEEL THAN CAN PERSECUTE REAL UBC MEMBERS SOME TOOLS EXPERIENCE





 NOW THIS PROGRAM WILL HAVE TO EXTEND BEYOND THE AVERAGE WEEK LONG BRAINWASHING CLASSES AT THE UBC MEGA SHYTE HOLE FALSELY CALLED A TRAINING CENTER. THIS IS DUE TO LOW IQ, WHICH IS CHARACTERISTIC OF UBC HAND PICKED COUNCIL STOOGES, AND CERTAIN DISTRACTION FACTORS THAT THE MCCARRON STOOGES WILL MOST CERTAINLY FACE

 THE FIRST WEEK AND LAST WEEK OF THE PROGRAM WILL BE DEPROGRAMMING SEMINARS FOR UBC SUCK ASS.THE FIRST WEEK THE UBC TRAINING WILL TRY TO BREAK DOUGYS WHORES FROM AUTOMATICALLY TRYING TO GROVEL AND STICK THEIR NOSE UP DOUGS ASS EVERY TIME HE APPEARS AT THE TEMPLE. IT WILL ALSO TRY TO QUENCH THEIR DESIRE FOR SMALL UBC AND OLD WRINKLED GUYS PENIS.  WITH THE AVERAGE IQ OF 11 AMONG HAND PICKED UBC STOOGES MULTI TASKING IS NOT AN OPTION.THE HOPE IS THEY WILL THEN BE ABLE TO FOCUS ON TOOLS TRAINING.MEDICAL PERSONNEL WILL BE ON HAND IN CASE ANY SUFFER FROM GROVEL OR PENIS WITHDRAWAL.



THE LAST WEEK WILL BE A SEMINAR TO REPROGRAM THEM TO GROVEL,STICK THEIR NOSE IN DOUGS OR FRANKIE'S ASS ON COMMAND AND RESTORE THEIR LOVE FOR SMALL WRINKLED GUYS PENIS. IT IS ANTICIPATED THIS WILL TAKE MUCH LESS TIME AND THE FULL WEEK WILL NOT BE NEEDED


WHILE THESE COURSES WILL NOT QUALIFY FOR COLLEGE CREDITS AT THE UBC PODUNK COMMUNITY COLLEGE THOSE WHO COMPLETE WILL BE GIVEN A CERTIFICATE AND A BRAND SPANKING NEW PAIR OF KNEE PADS.IT WILL ALSO NOT RESULT IN A SKILLS CARD FROM THE UBC APPRENTICESHIP PROGRAM WHICH NOW JUST DECLARED IT TAKES 6 YEARS TO TEACH A MORON TO SHEETROCK



UPDATE:LOCAL LEVEL HAND PICKED STOOGES MAY APPLY FOR THE PROGRAM BUT MUST PAY AN EXTRA $200 TOWARDS DIRTY DOUGS 2020 CAMPAIGN TO ATTEND AND GET A CHANCE TO MINGLE WITH THE UBC DUMBEST OF THE DUMB.THE $200 HOWEVER WILL ENTITLE THEM TO THE SAME SHIRMP,LOBSTER,STEAKS,LIMO RIDES TO THE VEGAS STRIP, FREE BEER AND FREE LIQUOR THAT IS GIVEN TO THE 300 SHYTERS ATTENDEES.THE $200  WILL ALSO INCLUDE TICKETS TO THE EXCLUSIVE "DOUG PLEASE STICK YOUR FINGER IN MY ASS" WINE AND CHEESE EVENT


A SIMILAR PROGRAM WAS ATTEMPTED YEARS AGO AND FAILED.THE RESULTS WERE RECORDED.HOPEFULLY THIS PROGRAM WILL MEET WITH BETTER SUCCESS




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